I've been eating a lot lately. Eating here and there... damn... see food? BUY~ then munch nom nom nom~ oh gosh... maybe because i am so anorexic, so i don't have to care much about my diet or getting fat or anything... (no offence ladies) ... natural size 2 people~
um.. i went to Block G Cafeteria to meet with Peifeng Poufessor and John~ and i was like... i wanted to eat stuffs again.. for god sakes i ate FRIED stuff... people, i don't eat fried stuff (potatoes the only exception)
i bought myself a carton of milk and i wasn't fulfilled... i needed something else to eat~!!!
then i bought myself an egg tart... i went to the counter.
the woman standing there, she didn't speak.. she just gave me the "1 dollar" gesture .. i pretended i didn't hear, i just needed to listen to something.. she said "1 dollar"
oh~
i took the 1 dollar note out (probably in the worst condition one) and asked "i need a plate"
the woman said "you need a plate for what?"
i said "i use forks and spoons while eating tarts"
she looked around and pointed somewhere behind my bag...
"take those plastic bags and put your tart on top"
shit you... that's what you call hygiene huh?
i took two instead because of hygiene purpose, gave her an unfriendly smile and left~
i sat down, complain to my friends... not for long the lady came and say "I ASKED YOU TO TAKE ONE PLASTIC BAG, NOT TWO"
i was like looking at her... speechless...
then poufessor said "you told her to take plastic bag since you're not getting her a plate"
then she replied "i told her to take one, not two"
FUCK YOU~! you didn't even mention numbers of plastic bag that i could take... thanks for making up stories, i am done listening to your lies.
i have a scheme...
"hey guys, you guys should leave the plates here and let her keep the plates. but if you guys afraid if that woman calls you back to collect the plates...?"
but they agreed to do it...
and so i took off from my chair... walked right out...
the woman shouted "LIANG ZAI, KEEP YOUR PLATES~!"
i walked right out with my nose in the air... ah~! first time i broke the law~
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